by ThomasCovenant 22 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
Oh now come on people.....we know perfectly well that Jehovah probably had 'The Talk' with Adam and gave him some reading material:
Evidently Eve also had The Talk with Satan de Debbil before Adam finished his reading and well....the rest is history.
I remember a talk about sex with perfect people. According to the WT perfect people will be able to control themselves to were they really don't need sex. Because they are complete within themselves. Whatever that means. So lets say couple wants to have a child then I quess they talk it over and decide they have to have sex to do it. That takes all the foreplay out of it. That's perfect people for you. LOL Totally ADD
"Evidently"? They are asking us to believe this without anything to back it up--and stake our very lives on it without cross-referencing it! No searching the terms, no using your own Bible, no using "gnostic" texts. Just take the Filthful and Disgraceful Slavebugger's word for it regardless of it. And, if they turn out wrong, you are still required to abide by and teach "evidently" doctrines even if you can prove that they are definitively wrong using their own Bible, until they themselves fix it (or make a bigger mess).
And they have the audacity to claim that reading their littera-trash, with "evidently" being sufficient to stake your life on, is equivalent to a college education.
Asking this question concerning Adam and Eve is like trying to meddle in the private affairs of a Christian married couple today
LOL LOL LOL. Now who would EVER do something like that????
They being perfect, their intercourse together sexually would be for the purpose of reproducing the human kind.
Why do they make such an assumption??? I'm in a paradise garden with a perfect man---I'm not thinking about procreation per se.
GOD how did they EVER snag me in? I am not a stupid person. How did I let this happen? UGH!!
Wow, talk about making it up as they go along!
And to think they still would eat up any of this "nooooo light" even now.
The only human Adam had ever met was made from his rib. He logically assumed that to fill the world and subdue it would use up all his ribs and more besides. How could he know that there was a more pleasurable way to bring forth human offspring?
He probably thought that intercourse referred to the invasive method used to extract his rib. There he was with a perfect naked woman and not clue what to do. Reminds me of my first time!
I wonder if the Watchtower could tell us if the Big Bad Wolf ever banged Goldilocks.....
They are SO obsessed with sex!
You just can't make this stuff up.....
Insane.
Nathan Knorr giving Talks on Sex at the Assemblies..............oh god Nnoooooooooooo!!!
I think I still have nightmares
