by thetrueone 23 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
The WTS. has been coming up with different sayings to imply that Armageddon is just around the corner.
So I thought it would be fun to make up are own sayings and see what we come up with.
I'll start off.....
The Train is just about to pull into the station.
That egg is just about to hatch
The Weather forecast for today is death and destruction
The 'overlapping' has stopped.
The stone has already started to hit the insignificant toes on the Daniel book's image.
It's just a return visit away.
We need to do more because we're about to die at Jar Hoover's loving hands.
As close as a Governing Body member is to his bank balance.
As close as the watchtower concept is to dizzy dreamland.
As close as a turd to a khazi.
just an SBD (silent but deadly) away
This system of things is about to run out of gas !
God is reaching for the plunger to flush this old world down the toilet.
"Do you realize brothers that the time left to molest a kid is sharply reduced. This is the time to act before it's too late!"
The ship is about to sail and you're still on the fence...better hop off to the side of jehover!
ALL A BOARD ! ALL A BOARD !
THE 1914 TO IMMORTAL PARADISE IS LEAVING THE STATION !
God is ready to shove the broomhandle up this systems ass.
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 ........ HAPPY ARMAGEDDON everyone and a Paradise New Earth !
