the global Noahic flood is truth

by undercover 90 Replies latest jw friends

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    Well that's rather hurtful of you, rebel8.

    Don't tell me the truth, please, because it is tending to hurt a little bit. It's rather upsetting. ;'D

  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite

    Harry Potter is truth, too! It's in books and I've seen some of the movies, so it must be true.

  • undercover
    undercover

    Yea, but do you believe that Voldemort has returned?

    Yea, I know... I'm a few movies behind...

  • mummatron
    mummatron

    There was a global flood, and it was started by this little guy....

    20th Century Fox said so, so it must be true!

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    I worship the Invisible Pink Unicorn, so screw all of you! Just got baptized ten seconds ago.

  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite

    Shamus, Is it a baptism in alcohol or just water?

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    Screw y'all! :D

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    You get baptized via an urethral injection. Ouch!

  • cantleave
    cantleave

    Screw your IPU Shamus- I have told you before, the invisible pink one is a FALSE god, I tell FALSE!!!!!!!!!!

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    Yeah, and what's true, beotch? ** gets grenades and straps it to his body, ready for anything... **

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