Wait.... elders are texting you?
Is that how elder bodies roll these days? "Hey, we've got reports of someone smoking.... let's text them."
Of course, that's easy to deal with. You don't reply. Ignore it. You said yourself, you don't give a dang about em anyway. Why waste time fucking with them? It only gives them a sense of power, if they even think they've got your attention and can overlord you.