OMG Jehovah really is the TRUTH OMG

by dm6 14 years ago 15 Replies latest 14 years ago social humour

wasblind 14 years ago

Shame on you Punkofnice,
you know good and well you can't make it to paradise
if you don't get your hours in , shame shame shame
A lot of worldly people are unaware of this, when I tell them
they say they will put up no tresspassing signs while laughing their asses off

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punkofnice 14 years ago

@wasblind - Ah, 'unwitnessing' is it's own reward!

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wasblind 14 years ago

Hey Punkofnice I had to edit my last sentence in the previous post
I know the Bible speaks on givin' a witness, but it
does not say how many hours you have to do it

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dm6 14 years ago

Yes the witnesses must be right - because god wants everyone to clock up the amount of hours you serve his watchtower.

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Joliette 14 years ago

Jehovah is the only way. And I'd better listen to him, if I don't he'll kill me (eventually).

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thetrueone 14 years ago

Is it just coincidence that the WTS. choose the most murderous and violent god ( Yahweh ) of the all the ancient gods to instill
fear and provocation into people to market and attract attention to their published products ?
Even the Jews are pissed off that they stole their gods from them for commercial means.
If only the ancient writers and scribes of the bible had put a copyright on their work all of this wouldn't have happened.

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