WT Lexicon

by 00DAD 27 Replies latest jw friends

  • bats in the belfry
    bats in the belfry

    .... perhaps that is what you are looking for, i.e. if I catch your drift right.

    Historical Dictionary of Jehovah's Witnesses

    http://www.4shared.com/get/l8SxJWua/Historical_Dictionary_of_Jehov.html

  • DNCall
    DNCall

    Encouraging (verb): pressuring

    Generation: definition subject to change

    Blood Fractions: damned if I can figure it out

  • Ding
    Ding

    Baptism: Turning over control of every aspect of your life to the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society

  • 00DAD
    00DAD

    Many terms in the theocratic "pure language" are best understood as working in pairs. Here are a couple of examples:

    The New System: The Carrot

    Disfellowshipping: The Stick

    The Brotherhood: Us

    Worldly People: Them

    Perhaps you can think of some other pairings!
  • sizemik
    sizemik

    Heaven . . . The place most JW's can never go.

    Hell (hades) . . . The place most JW's end up.

    Prophetic type . . . Modern fairy story.

    Prophetic anti-type . . . Ancient fairy story on which modern fairy story is based.

    Spiritually strong . . . weak-minded.

    Spiritually weak . . . strong-minded.

    Spiritually awake . . . totally deluded

    Spiritually asleep . . . totally bored

  • sizemik
    sizemik

    Preaching the good news . . . lying

    Theocratic warefare . . . more lying

    New light . . . new lies to cover up old lies

    flip-flops . . . old lies to cover up new lies

  • No Room For George
    No Room For George

    LOL, this thread is hilarious. I can picture DJeggnog reading this and salivating for Armageddon to see everyone who've contributed to this thread die in the most horrific way.

  • sizemik
    sizemik

    Miz . . . you've reminded me of one more . . .

    This wicked generation . . . fiery hailstone fodder.

  • No Room For George
    No Room For George

    LOL, Size, so truthful LOL

  • sizemik
    sizemik

    Spiritual food . . . dead trees

    Judicial Committee . . . firing squad

    Body of Elders . . . Patch members

    Informal witnessing . . . a plea for help

    The bible . . . coloring-in book

    Magazines . . . fire-starters

    Books . . . table levelling devices

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