These are questions concerning your sexual habits and appetites when it comes to sex. Pick the answer that best describes you.Post your reply. This is a test, results will follow...
1. How many times a wk do you get wild and naked?
a. 10 or more
b. once or twice
c. zero(I am a single Jehovahs Witness)
2. How many times a wk do you pleasure yourself?
a. constantly
b. sometimes
c. never(you read the bible to satisfy yourself)
3. Do you want more or less sex in your life?
a. more(no matter how much you're gettin', it ain't enough)
b. less(no matter how much you're gettin', it IS too much)
c. none(you study the AWAKE, and feel totally satisfied)
4. How many times a day do you fantasize about sex?
a. all day
b. couple times a day
c. read WT literature when the urge strickens you
5. How would you rate your sex life?
a. 7-10 WOW
b. 3-7 hit or miss
c. 0-3 "the one minute man"
6. How would you describe your sex life?
a. hot and frequent
b. luke warm, but satisfying
c. what sex life?
7. When you have an orgasm, do you:
a. scream or moan
b. scratch or curse
c. what's an orgasm?
8. Do you know what the butterfly flick is?
a. foreplay
b. afterplay
c. something that was on the National Geographer channel
9. If your lover could not perform, what would you do:
a. self-gratify yourself as needed
b. life size blow up doll
c. that's ok, who needs sex?
10. Favorite position?
a. likes to make up new ones as we go
b. whatever fits the mood
c. only what is approved by the WT
