Are angels just lazy and perverted?

by Pistoff 15 Replies latest watchtower child-abuse

  • cyberjesus
    cyberjesus

    Angels are nasty... I know a couple personally

  • isojourn
    isojourn

    Not THESE Angels...

  • james_woods
    james_woods
    Angels have a sweetheart union contract. No work required, just benefits. All this idle time and good living leads inevitably to a being a degenerate with low character.

    Excellent point - but perhaps you should repost it on a political thread. I suspect you will be flamed royally.

  • flipper
    flipper

    " Are angels just lazy and perverted ? " No, angels are cool. I think you are referring to the GB. They're lazy and perverted

  • jamiebowers
    jamiebowers

    Ha, the Watchtower or its mnions wouldn't know a real angel if one came up and hit them in the ass! In my case, the only "angels" I ever met were the ones who helped me get away from a sadistic, murderous jw husband and the cult he lured me into....My co-workers, supervisor, and attorney, the judge, and the police department were the ones who saved me.

  • Pistoff
    Pistoff

    Fallen Princess:

    Besides, if that was the case, then why would there be that stupid "two witness rule" in a JC? Wouldn't the testimony from a f*cking angel suffice??

    You are expecting it to make sense, stop that right now.

    James Woods:

    Demons can occupy old books, mirrors, furniture, Smurf dolls, and such - they can chill a room, cause fog, and sometimes have demon sex with old maid pioneer sisters.

    I know, right? Angels must get their ass kicked every day by demons. Demons get to interact, angels just have to 'direct'. They must be out of work actors.

    Isojourn:

    Those angels can direct me anytime.

    JamieBowers:

    In my case, the only "angels" I ever met were the ones who helped me get away from a sadistic, murderous jw husband and the cult he lured me into.

    Those are the angels to have, not some slacking WT angels with a pro-company agenda.

    Flipper:

    I think you are referring to the GB. They're lazy and perverted. Peace out, Mr. Flipper

    I think it is funny that the WT's writers picture angels as carrying out their agenda for them, seems like a classic case of projection!

    CyberJesus:

    Angels are nasty... I know a couple personally

    Sounds juicy; details please! Intel:

    Angels should not bend over to pick up their harps.......history shows that heaven is worser than a male prison, full of horny criminals....

    Yeah, sounds a lot like Bethel, more projection by WT writers! Billsfan23:

    Now he doesn't even return my Facebook messages anymore.

    Can you unfriend an angel with getting zapped? P

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