They Stole another piece of my childhood... now im SURE i'm not getting a panda ;-(

by elderelite 27 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • sd-7
    sd-7

    I think we've stolen enough of EE's childhood on that subject. Sorry for derailing the thread...

    --sd-7

  • No Room For George
    No Room For George
    Also, it makes for an interesting adult drama moment. "Yes, Onan! Don't pull out! Don't pull out!!"
    Onan: "Dammit, Lord! I don't want to pay any child support for kids that won't really be mine!"
    JHVH: "Then you must die, Onan, for your sin. But put your pants on first. Oh, and...wash in water before you put your pants on. Then I'll kill you."
    Onan: "Son of a rebellious maid...."
    --sd-7

    I'm sitting here cracking up, we are so toast come Armageddon!! LOL It sounds like dialogue from a cheesy porno. Dang, his name was, Onan? Onan The Barbarian, coming to the back room at a cheesy independent video rental store near you.

  • sd-7
    sd-7

    LOL. Onan the Barbarian... That would indeed be worthy of that DVD store that has a name like "DVD STORE - ADULT - KIDS - MOVIES 99 CENTS" or something like that. I guess we all have them in our neighborhood...I can think of at least 2 near where I am.

    --sd-7

  • moshe
    moshe

    You can stop wearing your hat now.

  • elderelite
    elderelite

    I lol'd at miz and sd...

    Stillin.. thats my point! I "thought" they were accurate... till I actually read the bible... now I'm questioning it all....my whole childhood!!!

    my poor panda....

  • palmtree67
    palmtree67

    Sorry about your panda......

    I think there's a monkey around here someplace, if you're interested.......

  • elderelite
    elderelite

    I appreciate it palmie, but shamus is liable to rip my face off.... And i was promised a lion or a panda and i had chosen a panda!

  • No Room For George
    No Room For George

    Speaking of Apes, EE did you see Rise yet?

  • What Now?
    What Now?

    What was the last thing Lot said to his wife?

    "What's that behind you dear?"

    haha

  • mrquik
    mrquik

    I like salt. So, does that mean if the ex had turned to salt & I licked her that I would be guilty of oral sex?

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