Another new religion

by ballistic 16 Replies latest jw friends

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  ballistic

  OK, I've come up with another new religion idea. Everytime I do this someone says it's already been thought of and is called, Neo-classical-Buddhist, part Hindu realist modern reincarnationism. ;)

  Anyway, my new idea is that you die and come back into your own universe... where everyone who is born resembles your character, ethics and morals within certain limits from your previous life. This resembles belieifs that we create our own reality, combined with reincarnation combined with you reap the rewards of what you sow. What do you think of my new religion?

  The sub text of this religion is that if you are a bad person, you are creating a hellish future life for yourself.
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  Pams girl

  Im a good person. Therefore, in this imaginary fantasy, Im going to be ok.
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  ballistic

  Why am I getting an ad for "Date Christain Girls" with a picture of a 19/yo blonde who looks like she wants to consume part of me? If you don't see this ad, I apologise.
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  Sam Whiskey

  Good idea Ballistic! Have you created a business plan? Ideas are no good unless you can make some money with them. The idea of charging people to stay OUT OF Hell has already been done. However, you may be able to create a multilevel marketing church for buying a piece of your own universe and staying out of hell. For every five people you bring in, you get $100.00 each. Each person adjoining themselves to the church must pay $250.00 to the church of Stay Out of Hell. The church gets $150.00, and you get $100.00.

  Let's build on this, it's a good concept.

  Edited to change; Bullistic to Ballistic. Sorry, honest mistake.
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  ballistic

  Nice one Sam Whiskey but if I've hit the nail on the head, we don't need business plans, I've discovered how the universe works. But hold on a minute, multilevel marketing i sexactly what my theories need.... hey I'M ONTO SOMETHING. Lets run with this idea.
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  fade_away

  You're missing a deity. Some prophet or some nut job you can follow as a leader. Unless it's you. You could be the nut job!!
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  ballistic

  Unfortunately I can't be the deity as I'm too busy running my other organisation. We deseminate conspiracy theories about everything like 9/11, JFK, Iraq, etc, in the hopes that people never cotton on to the real serious conspiracys that exist. Get your head round that one?
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  still thinking

  I think that being a can of 'wup ass' you will appeal to lots of people...it won't matter what you teach....as long as you keep saying 'wup ass'
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  ballistic

  *** insert Texas accent here *** Youa gunna stop makin me mad boy before I open a can o 'wup ass' on ya!
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  still thinking

  Yeah...see you could change that slightly to....

  "You better stop makin God mad boy or he's gonna open a can o "wup ass' on ya!

  There you have it....new religion in the making

  The 'wup ass trinity'

  

  pappy wup ass

  

  wup ass junior

  and the other wup ass...the one that no one can explain