Thanks for the suggestion Alfred . . .
I live about a km from our local KH although I've never been to it in the 4 years I've been here. I can always bite the bullet and attend in order to pick up one . . . as a visiting JW (as far as I know I'm still just "inactive"). I have seen a couple of JW's I know working the territory . . . I'll just have to hope they don't read my FB page LOL