All New School for JW's

KingDavidwasframed

ARTS AND CRAFTS:
Students are encouraged to design and paste better beards for convention dramas. A woodworking shop is set up to make benches and fake rocks as well.
highdose

how about demon explusion lessons? how to identity demon posscessed objects, and where they are most likely to come from . ( demon posscessed car boot sales) how to exeple demons by yelling "get behind me saturn!"
Practical classes not to be used for fear of the demons being expelled and then fleeing into the sisters granny knickers
KingDavidwasframed

SOCIAL STUDIES:
How to bury your head in the sand properly so as not to hear or see what is going on around you. Also, preventive tactics so you do not look at the brother or sister's posterior in front of you while you dig.
glenster

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jehovah's_Witnesses_teaching_programs
sherylB

School is cool. :)
agonus

Is this on the roster for the new WT Educational Center?
finallysomepride

Obves could be head of the maths dept
White Dove

Highdose,
That could be called Defense Against the Dark Arts.
Demun expelling.
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