by outsmartthesystem 30 Replies latest jw friends
The WT study was always my favorite meeting as I could sit back and soak up all the unintelligent comments made by high school dropout pioneers or home learned children. My favorite is when I would hear people make up their own words.
Misunderestimate
unfreeze
humbleness
hotness
I also loved hearing double, triple and sometimes even quadruple negatives in the same sentence.
happyfying - non word used all the time. Used to make my toes curl everytime I heard it.
Some of these words are in a dictionary, just not commonly used.
Sorry, but some of those are words. Epic Fail.
Actually they are all words (except for misunderestimate). But when is the last time you heard a person of intelligence say "Jesus was humbler than that".
Or
"the ice began to unfreeze"?????????
Perhaps you do...and certain ones from the local KH......but most of us would choose the word "thaw"
Unfreeze is mentioned in most of frozen meat directions and similar products.
Those unintelligent bastards!
Not exactly non-words, but extremely awkward and rarely used elsewhere:
"ones"
"youths"
"right-hearted"
As in,
"Youths who preach to right-hearted ones are happifying to their great God Jehovah".
COLLEGE!!
"Unfreeze is mentioned in most of frozen meat directions and similar products.
Those unintelligent bastards!"
Yes...but is that the word you would use?
I will keep these comments in mind the next time I hear the meteorologist mention "the wave of hotness" spreading through the southern states.
Good god. I feel like I am debating whether or not a swallow could carry a coconut with you.
Hotness is real:
