Active JW's Need A New Title From US.... Logic Demands It!

by MoneurMallard 49 Replies latest jw friends

  • still thinking
    still thinking

    how about.....

    Shun your child....welcome a pedophile

    Russell or Rutherford...who really turned out the "light"?

    Jehovahs Witnesses....the community that shuns together

    All welcome at the reject Christ memorial at the Kingdom Hall

    The annointed....the number that keeps on growing!!

    100 year generation....when does that really end???

    Judge Rutherford?.....he certainly made sure YOU were judged

    Love your neighbour....but not your family who disagree with a publishing company

    Armageddon....a tme when Jehovahs witnesses look forward to living in YOUR house...sinners!!!

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    @MoneurMallard - Yes, indeed. You have my permission to use the washtowel. That would please me.

    Sorry for the delay but I'm on UK time.

  • still thinking
    still thinking

    Don't forget the Asleep! magazine

  • man oh man
    man oh man

    Watchtower, good news for .0001 per cent of mankind!

    Awake, for generations!

    Watchtower Prophecy, shining new light on old ideas!

    Watchtower, a better mediator!

    Watchtower, copy rights are our specialty!

    Watchtower, 1001 ways to offend god!

  • cantleave
    cantleave

    Awoken......thousands have, when will you?

  • MoneurMallard
    MoneurMallard

    Cant' leave, I love yours too... damn so many to choose from, I might just have to make up a variety pack for each Kingdom House.

    I say "house" because most of the "halls" I've seen around my area look like thre construction is residential rather than commercial/religious.

  • Wasanelder Once
    Wasanelder Once

    Blood, Many Parts are Edible (Ham Sandwich Rule)

  • Yan Bibiyan
    Yan Bibiyan

    If you were going with corrugated plastic on utility poles, this is a good helper, I've heard...

    Quick to mount and definitely needing some tools to dismoint..

  • Black Sheep
    Black Sheep
    Blacksheep, could you elaborate a bit more on this?

    I don't have much time, and will be living on a remote rock with no web for a while.

    You need to know who you are targeting and what your goal is.

    Are you warning outsiders off the bOrg, or trying to yank Dubs out? Bashing Dubs will get you nowhere. They are expecting that.

    If you are targeting Dubs, read the recent mags and take into account every warning they give them. Your message has to bypass the warnings. E.g. a short question to the Dub, rather than a statement by an APOSTATE.

    Good luck

    Chris

  • MoneurMallard
    MoneurMallard

    Thank you Chris, and good luck on the rock. (I hope you're not referring to crack cocaine, but if you are, could you send me some?)

    Remember kids, whenever someone offers you drugs, "Just say thanks".

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