I Got My Mail At Work Today & I Recieved A Package With White Powder in It!

by minimus 49 Replies latest jw friends

  • ziddina
    ziddina

    CoCAINE????

    Minimus, have you been naughty again???

    If it were me, the white powder would be refined sugar...

  • Broken Promises
    Broken Promises

    It's funny how everyone was making drug jokes and it turned out to be cocaine.

    Well, I found it funny.

  • ziddina
    ziddina

    Yes, Broken Promises, now that we know that our beloved Minimus is in no real danger - er, unless he's in danger of false arrest - anyway, now it's funny...

  • undercover
    undercover

    Here's some advice for ya, min...

    If the cops ask you downtown to "ask you a few questions" about the substance...take your attorney with you. Never "interview" with the cops without your lawyer present.

    File this under: Things they never teach you on TV cop shows

  • Mary
    Mary
    But you did have me declared as dead then?

    Only spiritually.

  • undercover
    undercover

    LOL, Mary. I do like that declaration...

    undercover of the spritually dead class

  • james_woods
    james_woods

    Just as a side note on the white powder - I saw something on TV just the other day that some think the second guy the FBI blamed for the anthrax attacks (the one that committed suicide) did not do it either.

    They were saying that he had no access to the type of anthrax that was used in the attacks -

  • minimus
    minimus

    If the law tries to make me take the fall, they'll have to get me in Bermuda while I'm on my cruise.

  • nancy drew
    nancy drew

    bermuda is on my list

  • finallysomepride
    finallysomepride

    So thats how you are paying for this cruise min

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