by charlie brown jr. 20 Replies latest social current
I Guarantee and I am a Prophet and YOU WILL ALL SEE AND REMEMBER WHAT YOU HAVE HEARD TODAY FROM GOD'S TRUE PROPHET!!!!
Absolutley God, Jesus, Angels, Satan, Demons, ...............................will do NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have heard the Truth!!!!!!!!! Prepare Now!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nah, I'm gonna skip 10/21 and prepare for 11/13.
Mrs. Jones......
Shall I predict .......Correctly.. I may add......Nov. 13 and 21..(just in case someone forgot to carry the 1?)
Sure, knock yourself out.
I predict the end of the world will happen between now and 1,000,000,000,000 years from now. Suck eggs.
Shamus......love you Dude!
But 1 prophet at a time Please!!!!
Prophet wars. The new reality television show.
Eeeeeeek!!!
[falls to knees, but is confused - which false prophet to bow down to?...]
Shamus??? - but he's so orange.... And hairy....
Charlie Brown Jr. ???? - but his head is so - so - so ROUND....
I think I'll just worship Josie instead. She's cool....
LMAO.....
It Would be #1 in the ratings.....
Every week we would predict the end before the next show and explain why we weren't wrong.....
Yeah, I'm a cool pussycat.
