Pressman,
As someone who believes in the Bible and God, I agree with the majority of voices here. Your message is either repulsive or an attempt at satire that I find neither funny nor helpful.
Upon leaving Jehovah's Witnesses many face challenges in learning to feel settled with whatever set of convictions they must now adopt upon starting a life outside of the Watchtower. It is unhelpful and uncaring to pitch either a new doctrine that is unbending in its demands or to parody convictions which may resemble some who are trying to find their way.
I left the Witnesses because I was tired of people making fun and judging others because they had this or that set of convictions or didn't. Debating subjects to open them to various views is one thing, but to attempt to confront ex-JWs with more of the same they have freed themselves from is far from considerate.
You will gain far more respect and be far more helpful supporting the choices people freely make for themselves instead of trying to tell them that you have something they have no access to without you. If you are just poking fun, it's a bit tasteless for those of us who have chosen religion or a spiritual path because it paints all who do so with negative judgment. Neither is supporting which is what we should be doing for one another.
Besides, if you are being very truthful then you teach against Scripture which teaches that truth is even found outside the Bible and that even people who don't know God can be just as upright and even more so that those who believe in Romans 1.19-20a and 2.13-16. People have been finding truth before you, me or the Bible.