It must be nice not to need two hands.
...but I digress...
JWs tend to be extremely socially awkward and clueless. The COBE at my Hall actually warned from the platform against saying "hook up" when talking about meeting someone later, because (seems he'd just heard somewhere) "hook up" means "have sex". Obviously, when you're telling your buddy you'll hook up with him later to bowl a few frames and have some beer, you're not talking about sex. But, these people have no clue how to interact with others except to shove a cult magazine in their faces or talk about how wonderful the last convention was. Don't assume anything, because their signals are all screwed up.