IQuit,
Well what she means is, there are shoes ... and then there are shoes!
Most shoes 'go with' pants. But the heel height and color must be 'good'.
The worst shoe problem is matching shoes to skirt or dress ... 'cause if you pick the wrong heel, or color, the look is very dorky! So flats, sandel, little wedge or small narrow heel.
Now of course if the shoes are actually for walking in, - ie not just to get to the car and back, ... well then we need to think runners, orthopeadic oxfords, arch support inserts and perhaps the 'hiking boot!'
Ok, are you still with me??
Now, there are a few pairs of flats, runners, high heels and slippers that all must be 1 size too big ....those are for when your feet are swollen in the summer, and when you really need to drink much more water, leaving the booze alone entirely!
Last but not least, there are some very special shoes. The kind that make you feel fantastic (they are rare!) They are a bit like the RED shoes Dorothy wore on the yellow brick road!
So when a woman says she doesn't have any shoes ... she means she's out of Dorothy shoes!!!!!!
Got it?
clarity