Just got a knock at the door.... (page 2)

N.drew

Found Sheep, isn't it so funny! I hear you. I too am so glad I no longer do that. I was lucky that I never learned to like it. I do not miss it one bit.

N.drew

I don't miss steak or the door to door ministry? hahahaha

Voices

Next time say: "hold on one second, i'll brb" and go into your room and wear this

meatdress

look him STRAIGHT in the face and tell him you have PLENTY of beef as you can see. Offer him to come in and laugh hysterically like there's a midget in the room cracking jokes and offer him CaprieSun to drink in a pouch. He'll put you on a 'do not call' list of all Beef tenders.

Me

skeeter1

Oh, I figured the JWs were staked out at the hospital and saw your Halloween costume!

Glad you didn't buy the steak. Ever see those brown eyes on a cow? I stopped eating bovines a few months ago.

Skeeter

watson

Skeeter said "staked out"...snicker

Mad Sweeney

I bought some meat from a door to door salesman once. It was decent enough but not any better (quality or price) than I could get at the store.

nancy drew

I didn't realize omaha steaks went door to door they always call me on the phone because I've sent some of their stuff as gifts in the past.

Funny as it may sound i was originally contacted at the door by witnesses and that's how I became one in the 80's and I had never read any jw literature or ever really talked to one before. i didn't realize what a mistake I was about to make. Glad it's over now.

N.drew

HaHaHaHa And there are people who pay big bucks to see a comedy show! I just have to keep up my internet payments (which I don't pay, he does). Yesterday he said "will you quiet down"? I don't remember if he said please.

Found Sheep

Well it lookes like it was a scam so I'm glad I didn't buy it!! Not that I was going to.... I contacted Omaha Steak, because the boy was quite rude, and they said they don't go door to door or even deliver

The odd thing is why would you pick where I live most of the people around here raise cow?!?!

So if i vanish ya'll will have to find the mystery steak man

N.drew

Oh...so......it was about steak! The joke's on me!

Just got a knock at the door....

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