Answer: How Wrinkly Old People Can Make Love (And Not Be Grossed Out)

by metatron 22 Replies latest jw friends

  • metatron
    metatron

    It suddenly hit me, as I glanced down at a nice lady of Many Decades.................Damn! I'm standing so close to her that she has fallen out of my depth of focus .............and she looks Many Years Younger because, like a camera pointed at Doris Day, with vaseline on the lens, I can't see wrinkles, scars, crowsfeet or much else beyond a smiling, angelic appearance. Hey, this isn't too bad!

    And if we made love...... I certainly wouldn't be wearing glasses .... and it would all be OK. With bifocals, the difference between Kim Kardashian and a nice mature lady isn't all that great (other than encountering uh........ well, the chest as a bit lower and Not Having The Personality Of A Mercenary 'Ho) It's all good. Not a problem. Makes me feel a little like that 1st episode of Startrek, in which the paralyzed Captain who preceded Kirk, perceived a badly messed up lady as totally hot.

    Hmm...... OK, if you ladies find offense in this idea, I would remind you that it works in both directions, all right?

    Just a weird thought for the day, you old/mature types....

    metatron

  • mrquik
    mrquik

    I think turning the lights out also works.

  • Snoozy
    Snoozy

    Works for me..

    That's why the eyes go about the same time the boobs do..

    Snoozy..

  • finallysomepride
    finallysomepride

    oh the things I have to look forward to

    where's the nusystem? bugger

  • Snoozy
    Snoozy

    My daughter married a man that was about 15 years older than her when she was 20. She commented to me one time that she couldn't stand to look at him when he was over her as his neck hung down like a chickens..they later divorced but remain good friends ...

    Sometimes the age difference does matter..

    Snoozy

  • metatron
    metatron

    Well, we can't always turn out the lights, you know. Just stand very close. Everything else is in focus but not The Object Of Your Desire.

    metatron

  • Snoozy
    Snoozy

    Want to see what your partner sees..bend over and look at your face in a hand mirror...

  • metatron
    metatron

    Um..... that presupposes a missionary position. Maybe the British "Doggie Fashion" could be safer, for some folks.

    Never really thought about it until today....

    metatron

  • gubberningbody
  • mummatron
    mummatron
    Um..... that presupposes a missionary position. Maybe the British "Doggie Fashion" could be safer, for some folks.

    Yes and we have a saying that goes along the lines of...

    "You don't look at the mantlepiece whilst poking the fire"

    ...is this why Daddatron and I are becoming progressively more short-sighted as we age?

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