HI Purza! I'm thinking your talking about the original post. From the point of view of a Jehovah's Witness what she wrote isn't dumb, it's popular opinion. They are taught it like that. It's evidence that she is paying attention. They believe it. I would have probably agreed with most of it a few years ago. The one two things I would have disagreed with (as I was a JW) is "the Bible is their textbook". It's not. And Jah the professor? Nah. I have learned more about the spirit of the Bible here in a few months then I did when I was IN.
Gag worthy
by baltar447 23 Replies latest jw friends
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wha happened?
How did u get through typing that out without kicking your own ass?
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jonathan dough
"The KINGDOM HALL is my university, JEHOVAH is my professor, JESUS is my instructor, THE HOLY SPIRIT is my protector, the ANGELS are my support system, The WORLDWIDE BROTHERHOOD are my class mates, the BIBLE is my text book, TRIALS & TEMPTATIONS are my exams, FINDING LOST SHEEP is my assignment, PRAYER is my attendance, LIFE IN PARADISE is my future degree, and DOING JEHOVAH'S WILL is my motto. Enroll today!!! There is room for all. Tuition is FREE!!"
They forgot the most important part, the core teaching of the New Testament, the message of the gospel and the reason Jesus was nailed to the cross in the first place, which was to redeem mankind and reconcile mankind to Almighty God.
The author forgot to ask, and answer, "WHO IS YOUR SAVIOR?" Their lack of basic Bible understanding is incomprehensible and frightening. And we know their Jesus who they claim was just another man can't redeem man because according to Psalm 49:7, no man can redeem another man or serve as ransom. http://144000.110mb.com/trinity/index.html
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designs
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The same can be said for your religious views.
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3rdgen
And the GB's motto: It's Our way or the Highway The year text for 2012: "Show us the Money" Convention theme: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale improves Keynote address: It's NEVER Enough
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N.drew
((((3rdgen)))). Someone coming in who doesn't know the religion and doesn't know what we have experienced might think you are mocking them. But isn't it so sad that you are NOT joking, but what you describe is true? I little bit exaggerated, but true. All the work that's been done in faith and for free for them is proving NOT ENOUGH. It is funny. Sad too.
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Paralipomenon
Tuition is FREE*
Fine print:
*While tuition is free, it will not cover the cost of living. Jehovah, Jesus, the Holy Spirit and angels are not responsible for providing for your basic human needs. Please find menial employment to support your time in JAH-U. Void where prohibited, not valid in Quebec.
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Quandry
Correction: The Watchtower magazine is the textbook, and the curriculum at the "University" keeps changing as the "new light" changes...generation, resurrection, blood, etc.
The cost: All hope of a real education and stagnation of the brain due to the WTS "Doing the research for you."
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AvocadoJake
The comment on "Finding The Lost Sheep." is based on a contingency, if the sheep has lots of wool that can be shorn, try to look for them. The Lost Sheep and Orphans and Widows and Elderly are trampled on a day to day basis, what a sad state. What a brainwashed clown, no wonder the GB says to avoid "Facebook" like the plague.
Current Pay Rate for a four year Awake degree is $7.00 an hour with a free application for Food Stamps, and Government Aid phone numbers.
Does JW mean Janitorial Worker? Just a question I have wondered, since the vast multi-dudes of the other sheep work in this field.
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nancy drew
Sung to alvin and the chipmunk christmas song
The last days now are here
time for joy and time for cheer
we've been good but we can't last
armageddon hurry fast
want all lions running loose
me I want a big fat moose
we can hardly stand the wait
armageddon don't be late
new song for the new song book