by Knowsnothing 19 Replies latest jw friends
Lore, I like what you said.
I would also transport world leaders (business & political) to a special place for deprogramming a la Alex in A Clockwork Orange. They would not be permitted to rejoin the human race until they experienced their own personal kundalini.
tal
*** loving the IPU as well! ***
I'd ban all religions for a few generations and anyone who had a blble I'd mget them to eat a page of it every day!!
I'll start it off. I would make a global broadcast via tv's, cellphones, and any other means possible (like you know, for the indiginous people of the rain forests that have no modern devices) to make myself known. I would then proceed to write my name clearly on the moon (I just hope asteriods don't erase it) and also set out ground rules for everyone to follow, for peace and prosperity.
You know that we have the technology to do that right now, right?
Woudl that make the person who would do that God?
What would you do to make yourself known and to improve things in the world?
I don't know.
In Luke it tells us that the rich man asked Abraham to send Lazarus back to warn his brothers to change their opinion. " ‘but if someone from the dead goes to them, they will repent.’ (NIV)
Jesus suffered outside the city and was scorned by men and was crucified. He rose from the dead.
"A wicked and adulterous generation asks for a miraculous sign! But none will be given it except the sign of the prophet Jonah.
40 For as Jonah was three days and three nights in the belly of a huge fish, so the Son of Man will be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth.
41 The men of Nineveh will stand up at the judgment with this generation and condemn it; for they repented at the preaching of Jonah, and now one greater than Jonah is here." Matthew 12:39-41(NIV)
If this didn't work. I dont know what would.
What would get the message out to all the people? hhmmm
Remember the Burma Shave signs?
I'd post signs showing the Way to Me, all along the back roads and highways and sidewalks and jungle paths.
Might work better than a book!
http://www.humoretc.com/gcontent/burma-shave.php
clarity
Any omnipotent being who can't figure out a way to prove he exists, is an omnipotent being with no imagination.
Lets assuem for a moment that the Exodus story is true:
God proved himself to the Hebrews Over and Over and Over.
So what?
Any omnipotent being who can't figure out a way to prove he exists, is an omnipotent being with no imagination.
Either that, or we have no omnipotent being at all. I'll take that option, since it would be immoral to not show oneself, yet expect people to believe, sacrifice, and live as if they have seen you - oh wait, billions already do!!!!
In that case, just make mankind so susceptible to moronic ideology that they will baaaaaa baaaaa all the way to the grave, happified in total delusion. Then it makes the actual appearance unnecessary, in fact a waste of time, since most of those who already are baaaaa baaaaaing would just assume and assert that your proof of existence was just the Debil anyway.......
Jeff
"I would prove myself by putting holes in the socks of people around the world when they aren't looking. ..." Lost Generation
So YOU'RE the one responsible for BOTH of my sock heels going out while I was washing the car!!!!
I would make a global broadcast via tv's, cellphones, and any other means possible (like you know, for the indiginous people of the rain forests that have no modern devices) to make myself known. I would then proceed to write my name clearly on the moon (I just hope asteriods don't erase it) and also set out ground rules for everyone to follow, for peace and prosperity.
None of this would prove, to me anyway, that you were "God".
At best, it would provide evidence that you are a really powerful alien creature, who may or may not be benevolent (ever seen "V"?)
