What happens when an apostate goes to a JWs yard sale?

by moshe 27 Replies latest jw experiences

  • still thinking
    still thinking

    HANG ON A MINUTE!!!!

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    What happens when an apostate goes to a JW's yard sale?

    The apostate, speaking loudly, asks "Is it true that Jehovah's Witnesses are warey of yard sale furniture because they believe lots of things are demonized?"

    ....or

    "Do I get a discount if I agree to study the Bible with you?"

    ....or

    "You all aren't counting your time this weekend, huh? Or are you?"

  • N.drew
    N.drew

    I found a Coco Chanel button at a yard sale. She said I could have it for free, so I gave her a dollar. I sold it on eBay.....

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    ...and I bought the Chanel button on ebay.

  • N.drew
    N.drew

    Haha! It wasn't mine.

  • N.drew
    N.drew

    I buy baby blankets at yard sales even though I don't have a baby and nobody I know has a baby. Do you think that's selfish?

    Sissy\'s Baby

  • cptkirk
    cptkirk

    i'm going to mark this as #2 on my favorite thread titles. #1 was: "my apostate wife is out in field service".

  • moshe
    moshe

    I sure wish the kH would have parking lot rummage sale to raise money for their charity- . I would go to very table and ask them, if they have a 1969 Awake bound volume- you know the one that tells yound people that Armageddon will be here before you can graduate from college

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