An atheist prayer

by mankkeli 16 Replies latest jw friends

  • mankkeli
    mankkeli

    Oh laws of physics, we've tried to encapsulate you with your imperfect human processes

    You are apparently immutable but sadly we can't pin you down.

    You operate whether acknowledge you or not

    You gave birth to everything we know, you rule everything, and eventually you tear down everything.

    You confuse us, we can't resolve the paradoxes you created in our minds as you appear to bring everything towards heat death but somehow we exist.

    We call out to you to hear the sounds of our own voices because we know you only "listen" to actions that respect your ways.

  • N.drew
    N.drew

    By your other posts it seems you would direct people to the Jehovah's Witnesses to find god. Is that correct? How is believing in an imagined god better than believing in physics? Physics is real, so atheists are actually a step ahead of believing in a lie. Aren't they?

  • NewChapter
    NewChapter

    LOL. It thinks atheists pray! Oh that's rich. Probably thinks humans evolved from chimps too.

    N.Drew, atheists are about 200 steps ahead of this bright one.

    NC

  • thetrueone
    thetrueone

    DON'T FEED THE TROLL

  • mankkeli
    mankkeli

    thetrueone - Relax, calm your nerves.

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    Like a Night Club in the morning, you're the bitter end
    Like a recently disinfected sh17-house, you're clean round the bend
    You give me the horrors
    Too bad to be true
    All of my tomorrow's
    Are lousy 'cause of you
    You put the Shat in Shatter
    Put the Pain in Spain
    Your germs are splattered about
    Your face is just a stain

    You're certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag
    Do us all a favour, here... wear this polythene bag

    You're like a dose of scabies
    I've got you under my skin
    You make life a fairy tale... Grimm

    People mention murder, the moment you arrive
    I'd consider killing you if I thought you were alive
    You've got this slippery quality
    It makes me think of phlegm
    And a dual personality
    I hate both of them

    You're bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay
    Please, please, please, please, take yourself away
    Like a death at a birthday party
    You ruin all the fun
    Like a sucked and spat out smartie
    You're no use to anyone
    Like the shadow of the guillotine
    On a dead consumptive's face
    Speaking as an outsider
    What do you think of the human race?

    You went to a progressive psychiatrist
    He recommended suicide
    Before scratching your bad name off his list
    And pointing the way outside

    You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to f4rt
    You're heading for a breakdown
    Better pull yourself apart

    Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss
    Your attitudes are platitudes
    Just make me want to p1ss

    What kind of creature bore you
    Was it some kind of bat?
    They can't find a good word for you
    But I can...
    Twat

    No offence intended to anyone. This is just a cool poem by John Cooper-Clarke!! Punky
  • thetrueone
    thetrueone

    I invite all to join in and post

    DON'T FEED THE TROLL

  • NewChapter
    NewChapter

    You're like a dose of scabies

    Should we be insulting scabies?

  • NewChapter
    NewChapter

    Sorry True One, but trolls are just----well----fun! I am weak and grieve the spirit often. It's like I can't resist. I could walk away from my computer---I could---as a matter of fact, I'm heading to lunch and a movie with a friend---but trolls??? They are like a gift. A gift I tell you.

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    New Chapter, sweetie. Going to a movie?

    The Smurfs?????????? Say it's the Smurfs!! Smurfssmurfssmurfssmurfs!!!

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