...for those of you who missed it:
Ahem....
WE are the faithful and discreet slave! WE are ANOINTED by JEHOVAH himself! OBEY US! To disobey us to EXACTLY EQUIVALENT to disobeying GOD! Don't be like Korah, who DISOBEYED and died a VIOLENT BLOODY DEATH SCREAMING like a BABY! WE are every bit as anointed as MOSES HIMSELF! OBEY US OBEY US OBEY US because JEHOVAH is working through US!
Oh, by the way, Jehovah hates it when people are prideful and arrogant.
And what's the best way to prove you are not prideful and arrogant?
OBEY US! SHUT UP AND DON'T COMPLAIN! WE are ANOINTED by JEHOVAH! Disobey US, and YOU will MOST CERTAINLY DIE VIOLENTLY, SNIVELING and SCREAMING like a little baby, just like Korah!
Aren't you glad you can serve Jehovah this way?