I'm afraid to drink water now, I think he just uncovered a biblical truth!
The Beast-Tower #1: Questions from Beastly Readers: Should Christians Drink Water?
by sd-7 31 Replies latest jw friends
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lifestooshort
I am feeling guilty. I ahve been drinking it for years. And I am thirsty too. Somebody pray for me.
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Joliette
I love you sd-7...thanks for making me giggle.
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pubtruth
Seriously.. Someone format one of these into Watchtower style design with fonts and all, and bind it into an issue. Watch hilarity ensue.
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truth_b_known
Were you ever on the writing committee? Serisously. This sounds just like a Watchtower article. Outstanding work!
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sd-7
Nah, I was never on the Writing Committee. I never made it past 'Watchtower reader'.
I just...actually read the literature. A lot. I imagine the Writing Committee must have an awful lot of time on their hands, if articles are as easy to write as this one was...
--sd-7
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charlie brown jr.
Question is Carbonated Water Ok?????
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sd-7
Dear charlie brown, jr.:
When water is separated into hydrogen and oxygen, its fractions then become acceptable and up to the individual Christian to decide. As carbonated water introduces a further element, careful thought must be given. How much actual water was used in creating this product? The safe course in this case would be to avoid products that are known to contain water. Your local body of elders can no doubt provide more personal attention and counsel on this matter.
Your Brother,
sd-7
cc: charlie brown, jr's body of elders
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charlie brown jr.
Thank you for clearing that up......
you're Awsome!!!!
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EndofMysteries
Sd-7 -
I want to be a good example to my fellow christians and as spiritual as possible. Would it be wise if one lives in an area with lots of humidity to move to a drier climate so as to avoid inhaling as much water vapors? I just know with an air conditioner how many gallons of water are gathered from the air and dumped each day and I wonder how much gets breathed in, that perhaps to stay spiritially and scriptually clean we should live in very dry climates?