...do the elders in your cong. grill you on putting in your report the very second the month ends?
I remember making shit up when they called. I did a pretty good job too, if I may say so myself.
Elder(on phone): "We haven't gotten your time for this month. Can I get that from you so I can finish the monthly report?"
Me: "oh yea... I forgot to turn it in. Let me go get my service record book out of my bookbag. Can you hold on for a sec?"
Elder: "Sure"
Me: [puts the phone on mute. lays it down. watches TV for a couple of minutes.]
Me: [a couple of minutes later] "Sorry it took so long. Had to go out to the car. Okay...ready?"
Elder: "Sure. Thanks for having it written down."
Me: "No problem. Only way I can keep up with it."
Me: [making it up while watching the TV muted]: "11 hours. [pause while pretending to add up numbers. rattle the newspaper to simulate turning pages] 8 magazines. [pause] 1 brochure. [pause] 2 books. [pause] 3 RVs"
Elder: "Thank you very much. See you on Sunday."
Me: "okay. See ya" [ and then didn't show up on Sunday]