On their stinky trees in the supermarkets, green grocers and then on your DINNER plate! OH THE HORRORS!!!!!! *Pulls out hair in angst*
What are we to do? Do we sit back and allow these evil vegetables to corrupt the humble Christmas dinner?? Do we??
NEVER! Til the day I die I will fight to eradicate the earth of this mutant vegetable, WHO IS WITH ME????
I will lead a rebellion against these sprouts and all those that follow the sprout leader and spokes person commanly known as SHELBY! I will start a revolution and take the sprouts and their gassy minions into the fiery pot of veghalla! HA!
Peace! Except to the sprouts and those that veg with her!
*Points giant cucumber at Shelby and her army and laughs with an evil glint in her eye*