You AWFUL MAN!!! ** lights incense, prays to BAAL **
could Jonah have survived in the belly of a whale?
by highdose 34 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
Hey! Don't be praying to Baal, dude. I'm already in with him. How do you think I got 2As and 2Bs this semester?
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shamus100
I KNEW IT! You have turned to the dark side. I knew that school would do that to you.... and you fell for it....
Muuuuuhahahahaha!!!! BOOOHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! BOOOHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now go sacrifice a small mammal to Baal and call me in the morning.
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
Baal has been asking for a monkey, but I don't know where...
Hey, what if...
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Come here Shamus, let me give you a ride to a ... party ... There will be cake and ice cream. And cowboys...
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shamus100
Ooooh, I love cake, and cowboys!
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highdose
i'm not saying i belive the story of Jonah, but its good with these stories in the bible to apply logic and common sense in order to prove that they just can't possibly be true
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TTWSYF
As Billy stated "Jonah is 100% satire. Only religious fanatics take it seriously."
I'd say that you could apply that to the whole bible. I mean who would believe any of it?
Besides me and many others here that is.
dc
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Room 215
... Then Jonah, instead of rejoicing in God's mercy in sparing Nineveh upon its repentance, got pissed and went off to sulk, only to get bonked in the head by a falling gourd.
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Vidqun
Room215, I believe this part of the narration is based on fact. That's human nature for you. You preach to your enemies, they have the audacity to repent. No fireworks, what a disappointment!
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