Tonight's Book Study

by Room 215 11 Replies latest jw friends

  • Room 215
    Room 215

    Hi all,

    I took a look at my wies Isaiah book where she had it marked and checked out tonight's assigned material. It's astonishing to me that anyone with even an average intelligence could choke this stuff down. Does anyone really take this tripe seriously?

    Here's a book that purports to unlock all the secrets of the book of Isaiah, a detailed chapter-by-chapter exposition of the prophesies and their fulfilments, etc. And tonight's stuff covers some fascinating ground -- the latter half of Isaiah 19, where the prophet speaks intriguingly of Jehovah's ``witness in Egypt"" (which Pastor Russell hypthesized was the Pyramid of Geza, a prediction that ``five cities of Egypt would speak the language of Caanan,'' civil war in Egypt, God's denunciation and then ultimate reclamation of Egypt, an eventual rapprochement betwen Egypt, Assyria and Israel,
    redemption for the Egyptians, etc., etc.

    Fascinating, enigmatic stuff all, but what the hell does it all mean? Well, don't count on the FDS and this paperback beauty to unravel any of it for you.......

    From about paragraph 26 on, they adroitly leapfrog over the troubling question of how this was all fulfilled in Bible times, and divert the subject to a purported--and typically bogus-- ``larger fulfilment."

    The ``inconsequential'' issue of the prophecy's ``smaller fulfilment" the only one that really matters, and which, if explained, would make for some interesting reading, gets almost totally ignored. In its place we're treated to their customary struggle to make all of this fit arcane language into their modern-day history, the proverbial pounding of the square peg into a round hole. All balderdash.

    All of these mental gymnastics are a bid to obfuscate the real fact that the Brooklyn Gerontocracy has no more clue than you or I as to what any of this stuff means.

    What really tocks me off is that my better half still takes this turgid nonsense seriously. She's facing a crucial Civics exam on U.S. history tomorrow for her citizenship application, and my daughter asked to stop by for advice with a fairly urgent family matter. But no; all of these issues must ``hang fire'' until mom's done with her weekly does of WTS pap.

    It tantalizes me to imagine what would happen if any of these ``penny awful'' paperbacks were to be submitted to the editorial panels of the New York Times Book review, or the Book of the Month club.

  • 144thousand_and_one
    144thousand_and_one

    As a child growing up under the burden of the WTBTS, I discovered quickly that the publications of the WTBTS were not worth reading and discovered the wonderful works of Larry Flynt! May I suggest that you throw away that Isaiah book and pick up the latest Hustler magazine at your newstand now.

    What are you interested in, canaanites or the precise location ol Bill stuck that cigar? The cigar story beats anything I read in the WTBTS publications.

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    : It tantalizes me to imagine what would happen if any of these ``penny awful'' paperbacks were to be submitted to the editorial panels of the New York Times Book review, or the Book of the Month club.

    Whether those editors could recommend/utilize them or not depends directly upon the cost of kindling in their areas.

    Farkel

    "I didn't mean what I meant."

  • nytelecom1
    nytelecom1

    the fds has never claimed to have all the answers.

  • NameWithheld
    NameWithheld
    the fds has never claimed to have all the answers.

    HA HA!!!

  • 2SYN
    2SYN

    AHAHAHAHA! NYT1, that has to be THE dumbest thing you ever uttered! God, I was crying with tears when I read that...I'm not even going to start, 'cause then I'm going to piss myself I'll get so angry. Argh. I don't see how any human being alive today could be so dumb. God help us, if you exist. Which is unlikely. OK, cool, we're all screwed. NYT1, you are the Pets.com of Dubs, seriously. Instead of making such l4me statements, why don't you just flame us like any decent Dub would? Live up to your proud heritage! WOOOSH! My asbestos underwear is READY!

    The earlier in the forenoon you take the sun bath, the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing. - The Golden Age

  • Room 215
    Room 215

    NY Tellie,

    As one of their foremost apologists, I'm sure you'll be attending, if not actualy conducting, tonight's circle jerk--er,, book study... Examine the language of the asasigned material and see whether the anonymous author leaves any doubt as to what the prophecy means... I don't see any undogmatic, moderating statements like ``maybe ths means this,'' or ``possibly it could refer to this,'' any disclaimers that the material may be subject to future revision, do you?

  • BluesBrother
    BluesBrother

    Room 215,

    My wife is out at her Group study right now.. I feel exactly the same as you.

    But where we differ from the "Sheep" is that we think aboutit. They are happy to be fed the same crap over and over again. The last thing they want is for anyone to ask ,Why?
    When I conducted groups like that ,the idea was to cover the material in the time. You certainly didnt want anything else than to accept the "Truths" as put forward by the WTS...

    Trouble is they just cannot see it, can they?

  • ashitaka
    ashitaka

    I agree it's a bunch of garbage, but I remember that when I went to the meetings, I really didn't care about the content. I went just to go. I think a whole lot of younger people fit in that category.

    ashi

  • dungbeetle
    dungbeetle

    The rules of this discussion board do not permit me to call Nytelefake the blatant and flagrant liar that I think he is,

    but, for those that care to know, in 1999 ALONE, The Watchtower stated, over 1400 times, in the Watchtower magazine alone, for any kind of family problems including mental illness, financial problems, medical situations, and on and on, to look in the Watchtower's publications. And how many times do you think the Watchtower says to look anywhere else for answers? You guessed it.

    I repeat for emphasis: THE WATCHTOWER STATED OVER 1400 TIMES IN 1999 IN THE WATCHTOWER MAGAZINE ALONE THAT FOR SERIOUS PROBLEMS, GO TO THE WATCHTOWER.

    Since Jehovah's Witnesses are beating, raping, and murdering one another at a rate unprecedented in their 120+ year history, I would say the results speak for themselves.

    In 1975 a crack team of publishers was sentenced to death by a judicial commiteee. They promptly escaped from the cult and now live life on the run. If you have a problem ... and if you can find them ... maybe you can contact the A--postate Team"

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