If You Wanted To Corrupt A Jehovah's Witness How Would You Go About It? (page 2)

FlyingHighNow

If it's someone half way attractive, learn how to give a knock-your-socks-off kiss. Then grab and kiss. (Just kidding.) That would have worked on me, I think. If it had been the right guy.

ziddina

Okay, to address Snare&Racket's comment and go with a different definition of the term "corrupt"...

Send them a copy of "Crisis of Conscience", "Combatting Mind Control", "In Search of Christian Freedom", or any books on why MORMONISM or SCIENTOLOGY are cults.

Purchase tickets to any and all upcoming atheist - Christian debates, and mail them to the JW anonymously - better still, if you can get tickets that just state the NAME without adding any detail as to what the debate is about...

Purchase a highly-readable but scientifically-based book - Bruce Bagemihl's book, "Biological Exuberance" comes to mind, as does any decent book on geology or volcanoes - OOOOOH!!! ESPECIALLY a book on the VOLCANIC history of ISRAEL!!!

Any decent history book on the Middle-Eastern Bronze Age, especially focusing on Babylon... And 587 B.C....

Any decent book on Egyptian dynasties and their religious beliefs... Any decent book on Middle Eastern mythology and its history and development... Any historically accurate book on the earliest origins of Christianity, with special emphasis on the Greek and Roman mythology that was incorporated into Christianity... Any decent books on the "Lost Gospels"...

Damm, I am just getting warmed up!!!

Good, solid archaeology books on the Stone Age, especially ones that discuss the flooding of the Black Sea, the Mediterranean, and other large flood events that took place just as humanity was developing the rudimentary bases of civilization after the last Ice Age...

ANY book that explains [accurately] the history of GODDESS worship in the Middle East, especially ones that discuss how ANCIENT goddess worship actually is - bonus points if the book compares it to the recent Middle Eastern male gods popularized within the last 4,000 years...

And on and on and on...

This is GOOD 'corruption'!!

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Send them to my house . . .

NewChapter

I'll tell you how my brother helped corrupt me. He found Tim Minchin and played me an inoffensive video from him. Then he played another. I fell in love with his humor and his music, as my brother knew I would, and in the privacy of my own youtube, I started to listen to some of his "forbidden" songs. They mocked religion and supported evolution, and did it all through irony and intelligence. My brother knows me very well and he knows I love listening to intelligent people with a gift for words. Oh, I lied to myself for a long time. I told myself I was merely laughing at his point of view but did not share it. Then one day science broke through the WT veil, and I knew I could never go back. It was at that time I realized that for a long time, I had preferred listening to a good Minchin song much more than a Kingdom Melody.

Here is the song that pulled the first thread that eventually unraveled my world. (I don't think I ever told this part of my story before. Now everyone can better understand why I'm such a Minchin freak. He was a part of the puzzle that eventually freed me.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP9pnSXhibw

lifestooshort

What's better then booze? What is better then Porn? STRIP CLUBS!!! All Those beautiful women shaken what they got trying to get your attention. WOW. Dont know about the sisters though. Someone(female) else has to give their imput on that one.

snare&racket

Ok i see now.... apologies...

Maybe use my chat up line..

"Get in the van !"

Good luck :) if you really like them, you could take them to a museum, show them dinosaurs, neanderthals, homo ERECTUS (tee hee) etc and start talking about where it all fits in the bible story...

If You Wanted To Corrupt A Jehovah's Witness How Would You Go About It?

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