Out of respect to those that don't appreciate Secular Christmas or Festivus or [logical conjecture based on overwhelming observable evidence] but still keep the traditions of the religious holidays (any of them- Christmas, Hanukkah, any of them), I have not posted this until the religious part of those festivities have largely passed.
In no offensive way whatsoever, I wish each one of you the best in whatever you celebrate: Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Festive Festivus, Joyous Kwanzaa, or (I suppose trying to put a similar Muslim holiday in would be offensives so...) have a safe Islamic Pilgrimage. And of course, our Asian friends who don't celebrate Secular Christmas are also wished well this season. Happy New Year to all (according to the widely accepted Gregorian Calendar).
But now, we know there is room for all beliefs beyond [logical conjecture based on overwhelming observable evidence] so, as we end the year, it is time to think about the creator of it all, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
The uploader of this video had the following caption:
A Happy Starchmas from all the gods to you, all the people.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster above all wishes your Holiday Season to be filled with Wonder, Joy, and Enlightenment.