I have never felt at home at a bar

by sabastious 27 Replies latest jw friends

  • sabastious
    sabastious

    Last night I went to the casino for a friends birthday, we played blackjack and some slots, it was a 6.5/10 on the fun scale type of night. I got up from the blackjack table to go to the bar to get myself a drink. I sat down at the bar and ordered my favorite drink: a long island iced tea. There was this man with a baseball cap and a goatee sitting next to me with a drink himself, "You getting drunk?" He asked. It was a very forward question that had me off kilter all of the sudden. "Yeah I guess so, buzzed at least." I replied and then, like Ron Burgundy in the bear pit, I immediately regreted my decision.

    "You know what bar gags are?" He then asked and I enabled him again reluctantly. He then put his drink on the bar table and placed his baseball cap over it, "What you do is bet someone five bucks that you can drink the booze through the hat, you want to see me do it?" At this point I seemed roped in and agreed to the demonstration.

    He then bent down and put his mouth on the edge of the bar table right below where the hat and glass were and starting fake drinking. It wasn't a pleasant sight, it really looked like he was making out with the bar edge, "What is he doing?" The bartender asked me, "I don't really know." I replied. The man made out for about 15 seconds and then got up took the hat off the glass and in the wide open downed the glass in a few gulps. "See?" he replied.

    It wans't funny and I could see that this was some sort of odd attempt at humor. Maybe he just wanted to play in the sandbox with me. I thanked him for the demonstration and told him I had to go meet my friend, "Where are you going? You owe me five bucks!" He said as I left. I then couldn't help but snort in laughter, "What you did is show me a bar gag that could be used as a bet, we didn't actually bet." At that I left him with a chuckle. I have NEVER had good experiences at bars and this one just adds to the pile.

    -Sab

  • charlie brown jr.
    charlie brown jr.

    "You know what bar gags are?"

    No let me ask you...........

    You Know what a drunk with no teeth looks like?

  • breakfast of champions
    breakfast of champions

    I enjoy drinking, do not like bars.

    Pubs, like the ones in Ireland, can be fun.

  • sabastious
    sabastious
    You Know what a drunk with no teeth looks like?

    I have punched too many inanimate objects in my life, my hands are no good for punching anymore. Elbow to the chin?

    -Sab

  • NomadSoul
    NomadSoul

    hahahaha WTF?

    I used to go to random bars once in a while. Sometimes some people make conversation, but never had a bad experience.

    Breakfast, yeah pubs are fun! My favorite around here is one called the The Londoner, a "British" pub. Trinity Hall is owned by the Irish. Then there's the more American pub the Gingerman.

  • charlie brown jr.
    charlie brown jr.
    Elbow to the chin?

    Hell It's a Bar.....

    Knee to Groin works good too

  • breakfast of champions
    breakfast of champions

    One of my best drinking experiences ever was at O'Donahue's Pub in Dublin. Great music, people and pints. Highly recommended.

  • EntirelyPossible
    EntirelyPossible

    Stop trying to live in them.

  • charlie brown jr.
    charlie brown jr.

    I have a Bar down the Street.....

    In the Past 6 yrs maybe I've been there 10 times...... Usually very Late 12am...

    And the 1st time I went there was Thanksgiving and someone stole our car keys at a supermarket and it was the only set we had yada yada.....

    At12 AM I walked in asked if the grill was still on knowing the answer was NO!....... it was.......

    He asked.... I told my Story...... he started the Grill and I got free French Fries and a Beer.................

    To this day I walk in (usually late)......" Charlie's here it must be close to closing time!!!" The Bartender announces to the Bar LOL

  • Twitch
    Twitch

    I met a freak on a bus once. Despite the chances of meeting freaky people on the bus, I still take it. Especially when going to the pub.

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