How come "Billy the Ex-Bethelite" has not been exposed?

by Billy the Ex-Bethelite 108 Replies latest watchtower scandals

  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite

    "It's the homosexuals fault."

    Shamus, you're sounding just like George Couch! Tell me about the dangers of giving your roommate a backrub or wrestling in your underwear or visiting nightclubs in Greenwich Village.

  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite

    "Don't forget the atheists."

    How could I ever forget the atheists, now that I am one.

    But don't tell God that I'm an atheist, because I still want to get into Heaven. But don't tell Heaven that I'm trying to get into... wait... did I just go too far?

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    The dangers are immense only if you have a female roommate. Backrubs are great, as is wrestling in your underwear. It's not gay-erotic unless you think it is.. ;D

  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite

    "More the gays fault than the athiests. I respectfully disagree. Those awful awful men... "

    So the gay atheists have been protecting me from being caught by the Bethel Gestapo?

  • finally awake
    finally awake

    Your avatar actually looks a bit like a young man I know. He was raised as a witness, but he left back in 2006 I think. His name is Andrew.

  • Berengaria
    Berengaria

    Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh Billy!!

  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite

    "As long as you keep your pants on your "exposure" will be limited!"

    What is ironic is that I'm sure that was the message on my last fortune cookie!

  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite

    "Backrubs are great, as is wrestling in your underwear"

    Are you saying that George Couch was wrong about those sinful activities. He also warned us that looking at bras and panties in the JC Penney catalog would lead to fornicating. It was a rather long and complex explanation, but it kept us awake for his nutty morning worship comments.

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    Sounds like George Couch was a little gay. ;D

  • poopsiecakes
    poopsiecakes

    Feel free to expose yourself anytime, sweet cheeks

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