Cocktail lounge, Norway:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR
Norwegians aren't as smart as they claim!
by LDH 14 Replies latest jw friends
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Gozz
A Norwegian was strolling through the farm yard one day when he gazed down to find himself ankle deep in manure.
"Good heavens," he exclaimed, "I'm MELTING!"How many Norwegians does it take to milk a cow? Ten.....four to hold onto the faucets and the other six to lift the cow up and down.
O:"Do ya know da difference between a Norvegian and a canoe?"
L:"No, I don't"
O:"A canoe will sometimes tip," -
IMBlueFire
...thinking of denouncing my Norwegian heritage.... -
TR
Norwegian military personnel were recently spotted doing manuevers; they were raising their hands holding white flags.
TR
I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way.
--Robert Frost, 1935 -
TR
Sung to "Camptown Races":
Norskie ladies sing dis song....Uff Da! Uff Da!
Bake dat lefse all day long....All da uff da day(CHORUS)
Gonna bake all day! Gonna bake all night! Ill spend my Kroner
on potatoes und flour to have me an Uff da day!Vent to da store for some lutefisk....Uff Da! Uff Da!
Vether vas so cold und brisk....It vas an Uff Da day!
Used my lefse for a mackinaw....Uff Da! Uff Da!
Greatest yacket I ever saw....Lefse saved da day!(CHORUS)
Vent down town in my Model T....Uff Da! Uff Da!
Tire vent flat und I said "poor me"....It was an Uff Da day!
Used my lefse for a patch....Uff Da! Uff Da!
Now I got to bake me anodder batch....All da Uff Da dayI hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way.
--Robert Frost, 1935
