What, nothing? Is this thing on.... Mike check, one, two...
The Governing Body is so old jokes
by JimmyPage 30 Replies latest jw friends
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breakfast of champions
. . .they actually witnessed the events of 1914 ---- NOT!!!
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DesirousOfChange
. . .they actually witnessed the events of 1914 ---- NOT!!!
Almost nobody that old!!
OH! That's the point, isn't it. On to "overlapping generations". . . .
DOC
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Silent_Scream
They are so old, they're grandparents are long deceased.
Too much?
They are so old, they have cobwebs in their brains, and they publish it.
Too true?
Um, they are so old, they are staring death in the face. Not because of age, but because of unscriptural inhumane policies and teachings, and the refusal to acknowlege their mistakes and at least TRY to show genuine repentance, they kind they demand if you sipped a lil too much big boy juice.
......Sorry, i have nothing.
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exwhyzee
Good one Hermano....That one's funny and true.....I l LOL"ded.
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jam
They were around when the dead sea was sick.
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loosie
the governing body is so old that they have fallen.... and i wish they couldn't get up.
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OnTheWayOut
...they don't speculate whether the flood really happened. They remember Uncle Shem, Ham, or Japheth telling the story at a family gathering.
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bucketbot
...they still have a guilty conscience from watching Uncle Lot fork his daughters.
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Mary
The Governing Body is so old, they had to tell Adam how to do Eve............