Europe - the Mother of All Bickering?

by IslandWoman 17 Replies latest jw friends

  • IslandWoman
    IslandWoman

    The following is a rough summation of "helpful critique" by some of our European friends:

    Americans are cowboys!

    Americans are ignorant cowboys!

    Americans are ignorant cowboys who squander their money!

    Americans are ignorant cowboys who squander their money and mind other peoples business!

    Americans are ignorant cowboys who squander their money, mind other peoples business, and are just plain "out of it" when it comes to understanding the rest of the world!

    Americans are ignorant cowboys who squander their money, mind other peoples business, are just plain "out of it" when it comes to understanding the rest of the world, and most do not have passports!

    Americans are ignorant cowboys who squander their money, mind other peoples business, are just plain "out of it" when it comes to understanding the rest of the world, most do not have passports and are overly sensitive to criticisms stupidly feeling we are bashing them!

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    Now I understand why for thousands of years Europeans have slaughtered one another! They like to bicker!! They seem to thrive on fighting and bickering, all the while exhibiting a superior attitude toward the "inferior" European; which of course is usually the one they happen to be bickering with at the time!

    The damage done by Europe's imperialistic tentacles is behind many of the political problems in the world today, including the Middle East.
    The U.S. did not plant the rootstock of the political world we have lived in for the last century, Europe did! If when playing the "traditional" role of a Great World Power America is lacking,
    it is that she is not following closely enough the well worn path of her European mentors who have pressed the sword into the flesh of their fellows with their right hand while shattering their dignity with the left. Give us more time to learn your craft!

    IW

  • expatbrit
    expatbrit

    You do however make an excellent steak.

    Expatbrit, getting the priorities right

  • IslandWoman
    IslandWoman

    Expatbrit,

    You do however make an excellent steak.

    LOL, Yes we do!! Oops, sorry to any Europeans out there who feel that killing cattle is wrong!!

    IW

  • Adam
    Adam

    Island Woman, you raise an interesting point toward the end of your post. Whenever the "bash America" flag goes up, one of the favorite things for people to mention is the near anihilation of the Native Americans. I wonder how often people give thought to Spain's destruction of the Aztecs, or Brittan's wiping out of the Zulus, or Portugal's contamination of the ancient and proud civlizations of China and Japan? "Hi kettle, I'm the pot. You're black." So it looks like WE ALL SUCK! Yeah! Shame on all of us, let's go for ice cream!

  • ofcmad
    ofcmad

    One thing that most Europeans can agree on.. they hate the French.

    ofcmad

  • IslandWoman
    IslandWoman

    Adam,

    So it looks like WE ALL SUCK

    You're right!!

    IW

  • puppylove
    puppylove

    I don't think we all suck - but we are all the same. Same dreams, hopes, failings, etc.

    Unless, of course, you are Norwegian.

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    Ex-Pat,

    American steaks are, without doubt, superb. The maple syrup gunge is absolutely revolting, as is that dreadful disinfectant that they drink that's called root beer. UUuurgh. Bleah.

    Love Jack Daniels though.

    Englishman.

    Truth exists;only falsehood has to be invented. -Georges Braque

  • expatbrit
    expatbrit

    Root beer! Yeuch! Like drinking germoline!

    Expatbrit

  • bigboi
    bigboi

    Heheheheh, I'm drinking a Barq's right now!!!!!

    Bottoms UP!!!!!

    Oh yeah IW is right. Europe sucks, monkey nuts!

    ONE....

    bigboi

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