Circuit Leasing selling on JW.ORG ????

by yknot 51 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

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  OnTheWayOut

  Blue Book cannot add the value of "spirit-directed"* into their calculations. These cars have served the Almighty and will breakdown maybe 15%** less than the exact same car used by a businessperson. Besides, the money is going to Jehovah's organization, so it helps you buy your way into paradise.***

  *"Spirit-directed" is just a slogan, no liability for whether or not any supernatural forces aid or hinder the automobile or it's passengers.
  **15% less breakdown (or any percentage) is not guaranteed. Subject to exaggeration.
  ***That is an ongoing promise and never guaranteed.
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  Atlantis

  And don't forget about having some nice jewelry to go along with that nice car!

  http://www.jeffreydesign.com/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=7

  Might need to copy and paste into your browser.

  Atlantis
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  Diest

  LOL @atlantis.....I would by some of that crap as a joke, if I thought someone would wear it.
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  sooner7nc

  http://www.pioneer-service.co.uk/
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  DonutZ!

  Lol OnTheWayOut!!
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  sooner7nc

  Check out this asshole JW selling survival items. "Rely on Jehovah my ass, I want me some MRE's and a Swiss Army knife."

  http://dwsilver.com/dpp3.html

  http://eaglemtnoutfitters.com/home.php
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  Jeffro

  Makes me wonder what else is in the 'private' areas of JW.org.

  My quite mild interest will probably evaporate completely in the next few minutes though.
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  sooner7nc

  http://www.forevereating.com/

  "As Jehovah's Witnesses we are always thinking "What do I make for the Circuit Overseer, Pioneer School, and Regional or Quick Build lunch?" What about Pioneer Day Dinner or a sister's only luncheon? Well, let the friends help out. You will find our favorite recipes listed here."

  "Publisher Penny Wise Poultry" The name of one of the recipes. Sounds terrible.
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  sooner7nc

  "What is the difference between a bus and a plane trip?"

  This an actual FAQ on the Bethel Coach Tours website. I am f****** stunned.
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  JAFO

  Yknot, speaking of being under a rock, you have a PM from me.