Revisiting the Orange Terror Book as an Adult - From Paradise Lost

by Band on the Run 16 Replies latest jw friends

  • Band on the Run
    Band on the Run

    My parents could not afford any books. We were all avid readers. The public library was visited daily but many times we were stuck with no books to read. I spent such a substantial portion of my life reading Paradise Lost for many years. I had no idea that it was a book for children. People mention their memories and terrors here. I checked with JW sites where a used book sells for as much as $75. Much to my shock, Amazon carries it for less than $2. Part of me wondered if I would be inviting "demons" from my past into my present life but I ordered it anyway.

    Rather than fear of demons, I am laughing so hard. I love the dinoasaur roaming in the north. Only the Middle East counts. Nothing is happening outside the Middle East. I'm thinking of pulling out the illustration on p.74 of the infant being sacrificed to a sitting cow to give character to my place. It was very painful for me to look at the picture when young. I would peek and shut the book. Infants to cows one day, I could be offered the next day. When I was young, the pictures of pagan gods put the fear of the Lord in me. Now they look just nerdy.

    Adam without a penis looks nerdy. I notice how sensual and lusty Eve is. In her first picture, she looks up at Adam, who is not manly in the least. She is making goo-goo eyes.

    I can't believe this dinky book informed my life. Why not Aslan or a Newbury Medal award winner. It is am immense relief to find it a joke. How did they know Eve is a brunette with luxurious hair (there had to be a hair salon around)? Some lion is on the front covers. Perhaps it is Aslan.

  • Prefect
    Prefect

    I will have to dig out my old copy.

    I have not looked at it for years

  • journey-on
    journey-on

    Our family study was using this book. I loved the book as a child and just couldn't wait to have a pet lion and pick bushel baskets full of delicious fresh fruit! Those pictures spoke a thousand words (and dreams). The ground opening up and me falling through the crack was terrifying and I worried it might happen to me while walking to or from school. (Surely Jehovah had read my thoughts about something I wasn't supposed to be thinking!!)

  • breakfast of champions
    breakfast of champions

    I remember the picture of the foot on the snake freaked me out as a kid.

  • cult classic
    cult classic

    Very good post BOTR. It is strange looking at the literature that influenced our ideals. The artwork is atrocious.

  • scary21
    scary21

    The purple page scared me.

  • Band on the Run
    Band on the Run

    I visit modern art museums and galleries in NY. It is so bad that it could be considered a serious art form. Kitcsh to the nth degree. It takes real talent to make Adam and Jesus look completely spineless. If Adam is some template for a human, Eve does not belong in the same book. Oh, when I was a terrified kid with nothing else to read, I took it so seriously. I imagine most members out even a short while would just laugh so hard.

    I invested in a leather bound very large deluxe edition of the King James Bible as a family bible. It was specifically designed to record births, marriages and deaths. This one appealled to me b/c it has about 30 color plates of Rembrandt's religious work. A few months ago I saw Rembrant and the Faces of Jesus in Philly. Some kids grow up looking at Rembrandt. I grew up with WT illustrations. Well, those Rembrandt kids can't amuse themselves the way I am now.

    C.S, Lewis wrote that the best way to cope with Satan was not with any fear. Rather, humor was the best way. It undercuts any pretense. He was so right.

  • 2tone
    2tone

    I hate this cult so much. It damages people so much. Luckily i grew up being scared I was gona get swallowed by a whale if I got into the ocean according to the greatest man book

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW
    Adam without a penis looks nerdy. I notice how sensual and lusty Eve is.
    In her first picture, she looks up at Adam, who is not manly in the least. She is making goo-goo eyes.....BOTR

    Eve Calls Adam on her Cell phone..

    Oh Adam!..

    Even without a Penis your still Hot!..

    ...OUTLAW

  • St George of England
    St George of England
    Adam without a penis looks nerdy

    Of course Adam is fully tackled up but being a Kiddies book it has to be shown in a subtle manner to the adults.

    On Page 20 is the COCKerel and on Page 21 is the squirrel with his TWO NUTS.

    Come on girl, show some imagination!!

    George

    P.S. On Page 241 the cockerel and the squirrel & nuts are shown in the New World. Evidently we will be fully equipped there also.

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