Im a professional perv.
I get to drive around in a very hot ute with a very big engine. It goes like a scalded cat! Jeez, its got a loud muffler too.
Me an me workmate drop the guts out of it at lights when we take off, especially if theres some saucy lookin bird that might be impressed. Me an the bloke I work with dont do much actual work,nah, we just check out the birds in the car next door at the lights, stare frankly at the tits of sheilas walkin down the street towards us, and generally chat em up. We wuz chattin up this millionaire piece of crumpet today, in Brighton.(snob suburb)We talked her inta given us a guided tour of her mansion. We didnt bonk her though.
We wear sunglasses all the time, so we look supercool. Even when its bloody rainin'
Oh yeah...we do a bit of paintin' for a crust.