Jokes for JWs

by Mickey mouse 27 Replies latest jw friends

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    >:O

  • TOTH
    TOTH

    The ultimate in rejection...when masturbating your hand falls asleep.

  • stillin
    stillin

    who was known as "the barbeque king?"

    Snacka rib!

  • Mickey mouse
  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    The age-old question, "How many angels can fit on the head of a pin?" is just silly.

    BUT, we do know that all the angels can fit into a Honda. The Bible says they are ALL IN ONE ACCORD.

  • freetosee
    freetosee

    Who is the largest woman in the bible?

    The woman of Some-area

  • freetosee
    freetosee

    How do we know women don't go to heaven?

    ...there was silence in heaven for about half an hour. -Rev. 8:1

  • stillin
    stillin

    Who was the most successful invester in the bible?

    Pharoah's daughter. She started out flat busted but raised up a great prophet!

  • smiddy
    smiddy

    I was in the study LMAO

    the wife was in the lounge room and yells out what are you laughing at ?

    now my wife is in the study LHAO

    and I`m in the lounge room

    smiddy

    Keep em coming guys

  • freetosee
    freetosee

    Q. Where is the first math problem mentioned in the Bible?

    A. When God told Adam and Eve to go forth and multiply.

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