Kirk, you NUMNUTS!!
You missed several OTHER categories....
#7. Those of Us "born ins" are screwed from birth. [stuckinamovement]
#8. #8 should include folks who grew up JW, tried to be as good as they could be but nearly lost their minds trying to fit in and gave up because it was too depressing to stay in... [VampireDCLXV]
#9. Those who weren't "born-in", but were dragged into the cult because their parents converted when they were too small to protest..
#10. Those either "born-in" or intimidated into the cult, who figured out REAL early that the bible itself was a crock of shyte, and either became atheists or would have become atheists if there hadn't been such pressure put upon them as children to force them into the cult...