if you worry that buying something at garage sale or second hand store ... could bring DEMONS into your house... you might be a JW
You may be a jw if.....
by just Ron 76 Replies latest social humour
-
-
NewChapter
Half of your friends have fibromyalgia and the other half are hypoglycemic
Whoa--you noticed that too?
-
mrbunyrabit
Half of your friends have fibromyalgia and the other half are hypoglycemic
Whoa--you noticed that too?
.... No way... You toooooo?
-
just Ron
If you take antidepressants like they were in a pez dispenser.
Ron
-
Disillusioned Lost-Lamb
If you’re a woman who spent the better part of her only day off doing yard work alone at the kingdom hall when no one else would, then got counseled for it because you took the lead/initiative; you might be a JW.
-
Think About It
If you say the words theocratic and organization a lot you just might be a JW.
Think About It
-
charlie brown jr.
If you turn off Braveheart on TBS (even thou it is edited) because it WAS Rated R in the Movies!!!!!!
You may be a jw
-
MrMonroe
If you go out to dinner with work colleagues and excuse yourself to go to the bathroom when you think they're going to clink glasses ... you may be a JW.
If you make yourself absent at work when a birthday card comes around for signing ... you may be a JW.
If you fumble for an answer when a shop assistant asks you, "So, have you done all your Christmas shopping yet?" ... you may be a JW.
If you get stuck in a furious thunderstorm and wonder if it's Armageddon ... you may be a JW.
If you hear of a big earthquake and think, "another sign of the last days!!" ... you may be a JW
If you "love" your "friends", yet despise them for their hypocrisy, judgmentalism and nosiness ... you may be a JW.
If you feel guilty for sleeping in on a Sunday, or taking the family to the beach on a Saturday morning .... you may be a JW.
If you say no to a charity collector because "only Jehovah can save the world's problems" ... you may be a JW.
If you decide that maybe God is taking far too much of your time these days, and you don't see why you should have to write down a number of at least "two" each month to tell him how much you're doing for him ... you may be a JW.
-
C6H12O6
you think smashing a chair on your child's back as love and proper discipline
your love for your child depends on his or her "spiritual achievements"
you get extemely disappointed at your child when he or she didn't comment during the meeting
you celebrate your baptism day instead of your birthday
you take your family to a printing factory as a vacation
-
just Ron
If their is a special talk on how vacations should be spirital and not fun directed at you.