We are not thinking folks.

jam

How do we react when we see A wt or awake in the

laundromat, we throw them in the trash. Now lets think

about this. The other day while sitting in the Indian Casnio

what if I had A wt or awake and left them between the slot

machine.. I contribute to the Indian cause on A regular basis.

At some point they will call the local KH and demand, will you

stop your people from leaving those dam WT and Awake here.

Vegas will be A excellent place for placement. Think about

the places where it would be an ambarrassment to the borg.

What the hell is our people doing in those places. We will know

the outcome when A article is written, where to place the mags.

So the next time you are in Vegas, take your Wt or Awake slide

it between the machine before you leave. I guarantee they will

call the local KH. Just do not get caught leaving them.

Do you think that the workers would actually call the KH to complain? Now if you were to slide mags under enough hotel room doors, that would get people calling the front desk, and maybe then they may call the hall! Wow, I scare myself with these diabolical plans! How would you get enough mags? And what if as a result of getting the mags someone "comes into the Truth (tm)" Wouldn't you be bloodguilty?

Phizzy

Somebody joining the cult because of the mags ? If they read that trash and get suckered in by it, they deserve to stay in it.

jam

Didn,t think about that"if someone come into the cult"

But I do not think so, in Vegas no way. The last thing

you would want to do is read A WT or Awake.

MeanMrMustard

Don't leave magazines. Just print out flyers... one sheet. On the sheet it would simply say, "Jehovah's Kingdom arrived in 1914 and chose JWs as the true religion. Call this number <<KH number here>> if you don't want to die a horrible death in the streets by the hand of The Almighty." Put one under every door you can find and run.

serenitynow!

MMR, that's hilarious! That would have been good in the old days before there were cameras everywhere! Boy, the fun we used to have in hotels, removing people's do not disturb signs, and smearing butter on doorknobs.

jam

It needs to be A WT or Awake, because everyone knows

only JW places those mags.

MeanMrMustard

@serenitynow:

MMR, that's hilarious! That would have been good in the old days before there were cameras everywhere! Boy, the fun we used to have in hotels, removing people's do not disturb signs, and smearing butter on doorknobs.

Good point. However, I would make sure I went with a friend (he sent them out in twos!), and be dressed in full service garb. For me, it would be a full suit. And for my friend, a full suit. Brief cases too. Some fake hair, or better yet, go bald. Some of these:

And you are all set!

MeanMrMustard

@jam:

It needs to be A WT or Awake, because everyone knows
only JW places those mags.

Everyone knows that JWs are the people that come bashing on your door to talk about things no Godly person (I mean that literally and as a figure of speech) would talk about. Just cranking it up one psyco-notch higher would seem as though a zealot were on the loose in the casino hotel!

MeanMrMustard

jam

Mean, you are A funny guy.

We are not thinking folks.

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