I wonder how long it will be before they print everyone's name on a database and send in applications for everyone that is not disfellowshipped or has not been reproved or reinstated within the past year, and then call that a commitment to auxiliary pious-sneer. All that without even getting one of those pieces of rubbish shoved in your face--so you don't get the chance to shred it. Then they will announce all those who are "eligible" (all baptized publishers who were not reproved or reinstated during the past year) as having "applied". Anyone protesting that they never applied will be sent to the back room for hounding.
Then, at the end of the month, anyone not reaching at least 30 hours will be hauled to Guantanamo Bay the back room.