Random Questions

by DT 35 Replies latest jw friends

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    If you could change mates every 10 years, would you? Scratch that one.

    Do you believe it's a bad thing when people are in very unhappy marriages and they fall in love with other people accidentally?

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    I like chicken salad sandwiches if it's a good recipe and bread.

  • DT
    DT

    "I hate chicken salad sandwiches. I only like chicken salad on lettuce."

    Would that make it a chicken salad salad?

  • DT
    DT

    If I had to choose a fast food restaurant to satisfy all my nutritional needs I would probably choose Mcdonalds. It's not anywhere close to my favorite fast food restaurant, but they tend to have more variety. Their salads and fruit smoothies aren't bad and would probably satisfy my requirements for fruits and vegetables. Their variety of coffees would help battle my loneliness. The rest of the stuff I could eat in moderation. If I bribed the manager with my unlimited credits, I might even be able to get him to serve items that are usuallly only served in certain countries like beer and pizza.

  • finally awake
    finally awake

    Yes, it's a chicken salad salad. I eat my tuna salad and egg salad that way too. I don't really like sandwiches very much, although hot sandwiches are better than cold sandwiches. I used to put mustard on my grilled cheese sandwiches, but I got out of the habit. One time I made homemade bread and used it to make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for our lunch at assembly. I believe that was the best peanut butter and jelly sandwich ever.

    This now concludes my annual lecture on the relative merits of various sandwiches. There will be a pop quiz on Monday.

  • 00DAD
    00DAD

    Do you remember where you left your car keys?

  • Ding
    Ding

    One of the questions asked for a definition of the Trinity.

    I gave one.

    Cofty decided to mock the concept with a cartoon reminiscent of the intellectual level of Joseph Rutherford, who asserted that the idea of three things being one was incomprehensible and totally contrary to reason.

    So I gave examples of three things in nature that form one.

    I didn't say that it proves the Trinity.

    I used the analogies merely to illustrate that the concept of three comprising one is not incomprehensible nor should it be rejected by pointing out the arithmetic of adding three ones.

  • cofty
    cofty

    Ding - No you completely misrepresented a doctrine that - like 99% of people who claim to worship the trinity - don't begin to understand it.

    If you don't know the difference between Trinity, Modalism, Tritheism and Partialism do some research and don't liken me to that ignorant prick Rutherford.

    I am an atheist but I was a well informed evangelical for 9 years and I don't ridicule what I don't thoroughly understand.

  • 00DAD
    00DAD

    Isn't that Sean Penn sitting over there sipping coffee?

  • Broken Promises
    Broken Promises

    Chicken with sweet chilli sauce, tomato, carrot and cheese is delicious.

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