Witnesses just came at my door!!!!! (page 2)

LB

My wife cut a car group off at the gate this morning. That's 3 visits in the last week. Must be getting close to the memorial or something? I haven't talked to her but I have a feeling she spoke her mind.

Never Squat With Yer Spurs On

Skeptic

Golden Girl,

where can I find istructons on how to post pictures and images?GG

Try following the instructions at the following URL. Let me know how it goes, and especially if you have any problems.

http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=22256&site=3

NeonMadman

Didn't they leave a tract in the door?

Tom

"The truth was obscure, too profound and too pure; to live it you had to explode." ---Bob Dylan

termite 35

NEVER, I REPEAT NEVER, FEEL SORRY FOR THEM.
THEY ARE LIKE PUPPIES ; ONCE YOU LET THEM IN IT'S VERY HARD TO KICK THEM OUT.
It's kinder to put them to sleep. i will take my own advice from now on... i had two call on me for a re-recruitment drive...2 hours...2 HOURS!!!!!!!!aaaaaggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

termite 35

Oh, and in case you're wondering; i told them EVERYTHING about the Org that i could substanciate with independant documentation and they said... wait for it...PRAY ABOUT IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!And LEFT aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

2SYN

Well, where I currently live there's no chance of any Dubs coming to the door - we have 2 security guards, and knowing Dubs, they won't try to enter our "rich man's palace" here in Johannesburg! They'll just 'witness' to the guards and then go onto the next house. Nice & easy field service, never having to speak to anyone except a bunch of security guards who are so bored even watching paint dry is more entertaining than what they do for a living.

Thank God I live here.

I don't know what I'd do to Dubs if they came to my door I'd make sure I was basically undressed first (if they were women - if they were men, I wouldn't do it, there's no point). Then I'd give them a piece of my mind (thx BTW to all the ppl on this site, you've given me enough cannon fodder to last for YEARS!)

That would send them running, and my house would get a cool little red CROSS on their card - you know, so nobody witnesses here again. Sweet. Maybe I'll help the next tenants that way too!

The earlier in the forenoon you take the sun bath, the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing. - The Golden Age

ZazuWitts

Hey Gilwarrior,

I've been out for over 35+ years, and I no longer even consider answering my door to JW's. Sure, we could give them an earful - but would they listen - I think not, probably would feel like they were persecuted for Jah's name-sake.

I do have a decal on my door, a tasteful one consisting of a circle, with the international 'no' diagonal line running across, and the message "No child molesters at my door!"

Silentlambs.org is printed at the bottom. Easy to remember, and some might just look at his website. You can obtain one from Bill Bowen, at a very modest cost. Or, even print one up of your own and tape it to your door.

ChristFollower

The JW's rarely ever come around, even though a KH is only a few miles up the road (blah!). At first I didn't answer the door, I didn't want to talk to them for fear I would say something I would regret (Its the WT Borg leaders I mostly have a beef with).

Once the Tragedy happened on 9-11, the perverts suddenly got real active and started coming around (they are just so happy and smug about tragedy - poor perverts don't even know they are misfits). So I answered the door. I mostly just get a kick out of answering their silly scripted questions and watching them squirm. One was in her fifties, the other was young. The young one didn't even make eye contact with me.

They offered an Awake! to me about Teenage suicide. I replied to them that I do not have a teenager and am not suicidal (I probably should have taken it, but I couldn't pass up and opportunity like that - they weren't even good at the doors). The older one (she must have been a pioneer?) then asked if with all of the problems (blah..blah) if I thought there was one that could solve the world's problems. I replied, "yes, the Triune God can solve all of the world's problem". What a silly question. She agreed like she believed in the Trinity, but I knew they didn't and I could tell they were wanting to go. It was great though, I had an American Flag flying, I remember that I hated going to doors with an American flag flying back when I was a JDub.

She quoted some scripture that proved nothing, and I explained what it really meant (contrary to what the un-educated; anonymous; "un-inspired" WT writers tell them), and they both turned and just left. I was nice to them, but they were almost hostile to me. I'm waiting for them to come back...funny thing is...they never do.

I wouldn't debate anything with them, it is pointless, but I hope to get their thought processes working again. So hard to re-vive the Borgs once they seperate from the SimpleThink(tm) of the WT-Borg.

seedy3

The last two times the Borg have been at my door, was a saturday morning and I had been out partying on friday night. So needless to say I didn't feel much like conversing with them then. But they have been by three times in total in the last year.

The first time they came by, however (It was like a year ago), They offered me the Awake magazine with the title subject about history. LMAO I loved it (history is a hobby of mine), So the idiot presented it to me saying "Well, I myself really have never had an interest in history, but this article really made me think about it". I then proceded to tell them that history is a hobby of mine and that "if that article pricked his interest in history perhaps he should look into the history that the WTS teaches. They seem to have their own version of when things happened and how they happened, dispite what the historians, Archeoligist, and others have to say." But then I ended it by saying "I have no interest in the distorted version of history, of the JW's." The guy was dumbfounded and just walked away.

I was really hoping he would ask what I meant by that, but I guess he was just too blown away.

he he he
Seedy

Witnesses just came at my door!!!!!

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