Just for fun I want to show up one day saying, "Obey the Watchtower! Obey the Watchtower!" I wanto to get some professional quality make-up. I want to carry a human head with cauliflower as brains and be saying "I eat brains! I am the Watchtower I eat brains!" It would be cool to have several zombies mulling about. Then we can act like there is an invisible electric fence at the line of ministerial servant attendants. In my head it sounds hilarious.
Anybody interested in being a zombie at long Beach conventions?
by Shawn10538 14 Replies latest jw friends
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wha happened?
seriously? The restaurants around there are much more enjoyable.
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Think About It
Being an apostate zombie at a WTS convention could incite some deranged JW to shoot you in the head. You never know.
Think About It
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wha happened?
why don't we all just meet at the Yardhouse lol
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designs
We need CoooL T-Shirts for the event- Name That Slogan
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wha happened?
Slavery is legal as long as you're a JW
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NewChapter
Being an apostate zombie at a WTS convention could incite some deranged JW to shoot you in the head. You never know.
Maybe not! Since they don't watch Night of the Living Dead and such, they were never educated on the finer points of killing Zombies. They may think they only need to call on the name of Jehovah! This could work. I mean normal people know you have to 'shoot 'em in the head', but they are backwards that way.
WHOA---Teenage flashback! Car full of kids---drunk---laughing hysterically and the drive-in yelling at the screen 'shoot 'em in the head bright ones!'
Okay, return to your previously scheduled posting.
NC
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wha happened?
Zombies weren't huge when i was in High School. 1979-1982. Lots of very very low budget movies at the drive in. They looked like 16mm at best. Although Phantasm was awesome
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NewChapter
Yeah Wha! I graduated in 83----we went to those low budget drive-in movies. LOL
NC
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ohiocowboy
Bad idea. Zombies need to eat Brains, and would starve if they were to go to a Convention or anywhere else JW's congregate. They would be hard pressed to find a single brain cell to eat, let alone a whole brain!