"annointed wheat class" or something like that ...
Common JW phrases that aren't in the Bible
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wannabefree
"Satan the Devil"
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blondie
"Theocracy"
"Theocratic"
"Millennium"
607 BCE
Where Else Is There To Go?
Return Visits
Invisible Return
Happiest People On Earth
Worldly People
Christendom
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blondie
Age of Accountability: The age (generally early teens) when a child is
considered accountable to God to dedicate his life to the Organization,
having sufficient knowledge of JW "truth." Putting off dedication and
baptism is a sin punishable by eternal death at Armageddon.
Book Study: A programmed study of a Watchtower Society book.
Questions are asked on points made in the paragraphs of the book. The
Bible is often referred to for reference, but not used as the main study
book.Words Suggesting JW Doctrines Are Fully Correct (found while googling)
Accurate knowledge Feast Light of truth Adequate Fixed in Scripture Marvelous provisions Approved of by God Fulfilled prophecy Message of truth Bible based Global education work Pattern of truth Bible education Genuine Bible study Pure Christianity Bible knowledge God-given Pure language Bible teaching Godly Pure worship Bible truth God's message Revealed truth Bible's message God's truth Seeds of truth Bright light Grand truth Shining light Brilliant light God's organization Scriptural Christian Healthful teaching Thrilling Clear light Healthful words Spirit directed Delightsome Illumination Spirit guided Divine light Indisputable Spiritual feast Divine teaching Jehovah's work True Christianity Education Knowledge True education Encouraging Knowledge of truth True to God’s word Facts Liberating good news Undefiled Faithful Light Unsectarian Words Used To Praise JWs
Anointed Harmonious Obedient Appreciative Honest/Honest hearted Persons of good will Approved of by God Honoring Jehovah Praisers of God Bold Humble Precious ones Christian Intelligent Reasonable Courageous Jehovah’s people Richly fed Dedicated Jesus' genuine followers Righteous Diligent Joyful/Joyous Servants of God Educated Kind Sincere Faithful Liberated Speakers of truth Faithful ones Light bearers Submissive to God Faithful servants Loved of God Spirit directed Faithfully enduring Lovers of freedom Tender Faithfully serving Lovers of truth True Christians Free/Free people Loyal True servants of God Genuine Christians Loyal advocates Undefiled Genuine ministers Loyal proclaimers Under angelic guidance Glad Loyal to God's Word Understanding God approved Loyal witnesses Vigorous God’s people Meek Well fed Godly Mature Wholly unselfish Happy Ministers of God Zealous workers Hard working Ministers of truth Words Used To Criticise Other Religions Or Their Ministers:
Abominable False Presumptuous Aggressive False accusers Pretend to worship God Ambitious False prophets Prideful Anti Christ False teachers Proud Anti God Fault finders Proud apostates Apostate False Christians Puffed up Arrogant Fiendish Racketeers Asleep Fierce Rebellious Austere Follow their own way Reckless Babblers Frauds Religious hybrids Babylonish Gangsters Religious hypocrites Bigheaded Glory seeking Reprehensible Blind Gnashing their teeth Scornful Blaspheme God Godless Sanctimonious Blind guides Good for nothing Satanic Blood drenched God defaming Seek flattery Blood stained Greedy Scoffers Bloody Groping in darkness Selfish Boasters Grumblers Self righteous Bombastic Hard hearted Self seeking Bragging Hateful Servants of Satan Breakers of God's law Haters of God Slanderous Broke their covenant Haters of good Slick and wily Brutish Haters of truth Spiritually dead Burdensome Haughty Spiritually sick Cocksure Heartless Spiteful Cocky High minded Stubborn Conceited Horrible Strut about Contemptible Howling Strutting Cowardly Howling in their woe Swine class Crazy Hurtful Tell of their own virtues Critical Hypocrites Thieves Crooked Hypocritical Tickle their own ears Cruel Hysterical Tools of Satan Curse God Idlers Tormented Cursed Idolaters Trouble makers Deadly Ignorant Turn their backs on God Death dealing Immoral Tyrannical Deceitful Impious Unbiblical Deceivers In deep slumber Uncaring Defamers Insincere Unfaithful Deluded Insolent Ungodly Demon worshippers Intoxicated Unprofitable Demonic Lawless Unreasonable Demonized Liars Unreliable Desiring admiration Little men Unspiritual Despicable Lording it over Untruthful Devil worshippers Lovers of money Vain Devil’s servants Lovers of pleasure Vainglorious Devilish Lukewarm Very sick Disgraceful Man of sin Vindictive Dishonest to God Malicious Vicious Dogs Mean Violent Doing Satan's work Murderers Vipers Doomed Non-sensical Viper-like Dreamers Not spiritually minded Warmongers Drunk Offended Weak Drunkards Opponents of God Weed-like Dumb Opposers of truth Weeping Duped Peevish Wilful Enemies of God Persecutors Willingly ignorant Entirely blind Pharisees Wolves Entirely ignorant Philistines Worn out Evil Pious hypocrites Worthless Evil slave class Polluted Worthless servant class Failures Pompous Wrong Fakes Praise seeking Wrongdoers -
Bonnie_Clyde
Jehovah God
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Chariklo
Jehovah's righteous standards. It's another of my most hated phrases. It means "things the Watchtower teaches," and Jehovah must surely love these teachings, because his standards are righteous.
In fact, you can add just the simple word "righteous", because in the WT it certainly doesn't mean "good".
Here's another. "Doing things Jehovah's waY" "Following Jehovah's demands" as in "living by Jehovah's righteous standards" = doing things the Watchtower way" or even "doing what this particular set of lovcal elders tell you to do".
Do things Jehovah's way and you'll have peace of mind = do what we think you should and you'll be a happy fellow, with all your brain cells aligned with the programming.
This is all written with feeling, as I've had a dose of Jehovah's righteous demands this evening.
Oh, yuk to all of it, and all of those hypocrites.
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do not call (what part of that did JW's never understand)
non-blood medical directive (because Gods word isn't enough in a medical emergency)
1914 (gone out of fashion now - used to be quite big a few years back)
approach you in the name of Jesus Christ (like JC was some introduction service)
WBTS legal department (protecting God's interests and more than a few paedo's too)
assembly deficit (dig deep for the loving provisions and timely reminders)
brooklyn bethel real estate empire (JW's all knew it, just never uttered the holy words until they came to JWN)
tax exemption status (pay Caesar's things to Caesar right?)
elders book (cos the flock still have a little life left in them that needs sapping)
congregation bar-b-q (opportunity to not invite those that might be a little irregular at meetings just to let them know they are bad association)
circuit overseer fleet car fund (dig deep again brothers - even JC's ass had to be paid for)
bethel room guest policy (open door policy if a sister is in the room but completely forgot about what 2 boys could get up to)
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